TurboLancer Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Yea, so i was racing my friend, and when i hit the nitrous the secound time, my laptop said "danger to manifold" and painted spacers came flying through my car! Then, my damn floorboard fell off and almost hit inccocent bystanders. Has this happened to any one? The mad scientist might have to over night parts from japan.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStu69 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Dude! You have enough nitrous in there to blow yourself up!! Amatuers don't use Nitrous oxide you're gonna get yourself killed. Don't worry though, it'll decimate all after we put about a grand in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SickSol22 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Ok ok my turn. "You can have any beer you want as long as its a corona" Now thoes are words to live by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboLancer Posted December 21, 2005 Author Share Posted December 21, 2005 But, since you put your hand in first for the chicken, sicksol22...say grace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStu69 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I almost got sent back to the slammer last night but the 'busta' brought me back. I figured I'd give him my life-long best friend's Corona and let him 'Do' my sis', I never met the guy before tonight but he seems cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XScarAudio Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Listen guys, don't hold it agains a guy that lives his life a quarter mile at a time...for those 10 seconds or less, atleast he's free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me? Now, me and the mad scientist got to rip apart the block... and replace the piston rings you fried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolLesHonda Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I'm hungry. "How's the tuna today" "Same as it is everyday, sucked yesterday, and guess what, it hasn't changed" "Ok, I'll have that" "No crust?" "No crust" Wow, I can't believe I can remember like every line of this movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SickSol22 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Dear havenly spirit thank you for providing us with direct port nitrous injection, four core intercoolers, ball bearing turbos, and titanium valve springs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SexyH22 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 somebody please shoot me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airjordan223 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 dont remember that line lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLontheDL Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 "cops came into my house..disrespected my family.." I think thats how it goes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XScarAudio Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Take it upstairs Einstien! You can't detail a car with the cover on. Can't even get that right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboLancer Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 I would race you all, but im goin legit. Tryin to get on the Nira circut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStu69 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Someone told me this today, they said, "It ain't how ya stand by ya car, it's how ya race ya car"........I would tell you who it was but........ I never narced on nobody!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolLesHonda Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Wow. Ok this should end now, IMHO. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humphries Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Oh , NO theres no sex in the Champagne room! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolLesHonda Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 ^^ Random ? Everything was from the FAST and THE FURIOUS, and that definitely was not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboLancer Posted December 23, 2005 Author Share Posted December 23, 2005 Hey man, that crap was mass orchestrated! Wow. Ok this should end now, IMHO. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SickSol22 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN POPCORN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humphries Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 alright, whats better, a 24 gal or a 48 gal? uhh.. 48 i didnt know pizza places made engines! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SickSol22 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 I dont want a large farva I want a liter of cola. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humphries Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 i bet you 20 bucks i'll say chicken f*cker to em. license and registration. CHICKEN f*cker! hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SexyH22 Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 i swear to god i'll pitstol whip the next guy who says shanangans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SickSol22 Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 Hey farva whats the resturant you like with all the doilly crap on the walls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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