sohcVTEC-E Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count. 2. Real men drive stick shift. (We all have this one covered) 3. I will leave if you lie. 4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts). 5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so. 6.I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear. 7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look. 8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you. 9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her. 10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you. 11. I expect you to call me. 12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants. 13. I'm scared of losing my independence. 14. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be. 15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick. 16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.) 17. If I'm not having sex with you, I'm: a). having a fat day. b). not feeling "connected" to you. c). blackmailing you to get something I want. 18. Shoes determine whether you're fashionable or not. 19. I own a Debbie Gibson CD, and I'm not afraid to use it. 20. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing. 21. A man I love plans the occasional fancy-schmancy dress-up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we're just going to the movies. 22. You look hot in hooded clothing items. 23. You should never tell me what to do. 24. If I slept over, you owe me breakfast. 25. My breasts love much licking and sucking. 26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes. 27. I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice. 28. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead. 29. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color. 30. I want to be Madonna. 31. Women get urinary-tract infections easily, so watch (and wash) your fingers. 32. I'm in heaven when you hold my hand. 33. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby. 34. I need to hear how you feel about me. Often. Tell me now. 35. Surprises, especially gifts for moi = more loving. 36. I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to recognize this. 37. If I'm not feeling loved, I will start looking.... 38. Discussion of ex-gf's and ex-bf's should be avoided at all times. 39. I like it when you tell me what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself. 40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points. 41. I love it when you're sweaty. 42. It's best to consult your gal pals for gift ideas. 43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses. 44. I like porn. 45. I love holding your bum in the palms of my hands. 46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public. 47. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read... 48. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat. 49. I remember everything about our relationship. 50. You should know all this and more with-out my telling you. NOT WRITTEN BY ME... lol courtesy of doubleagent.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90IntegraC1 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 dammit number 2 doesn't apply to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycarsux Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 44. I like porn. haha me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sohcVTEC-E Posted August 25, 2006 Author Share Posted August 25, 2006 DAN THE TEG IS AN AUTO ??? ??? No way dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH6TunerDaniel Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycarsux Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 i thought ya'll knew this. that's why he's doing a tranny swap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shishpanik Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 25. My breasts love much licking and sucking. Haha gotta love this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sohcVTEC-E Posted August 25, 2006 Author Share Posted August 25, 2006 i thought ya'll knew this. that's why he's doing a tranny swap. I thought he was just doing a trans swap because he was going from B to H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90IntegraC1 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 nope. manual conversion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hondaswap352 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 damn dude how did u happen to find this lol i got to keep this in mind since im lookin for a girl after my move lol.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90IntegraC1 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 your moving? do you have another job lined up at another shop? i looked at your shop's site, it looks pretty sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hondaswap352 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 lol i already moved dad sold our shop back in june lol.... we mite open another one..... im goin to skool to make cars GM is paying for my college classes lol and im taking them while im in HS lol.....so we dont know bout my next shop yet... but im goin to do sum work outta my house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attaus Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 33. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby. Yeaaaaah. 38. Discussion of ex-gf's and ex-bf's should be avoided at all times. My ex needs to hear that one.. jezus christ that women talked about her ex-bf's all the time. I wanted to shoot myself.. why do I always get the ones who obsess over previous bf's? f*ck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b16bhonda Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 44. <-------WRONG!! !! !! she despises it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sohcVTEC-E Posted August 26, 2006 Author Share Posted August 26, 2006 lol i already moved dad sold our shop back in june lol.... we mite open another one..... im goin to skool to make cars GM is paying for my college classes lol and im taking them while im in HS lol.....so we dont know bout my next shop yet... but im goin to do sum work outta my house Me and hondaswap are going to build two dooms day machines.. We discussed this because he lives in MI now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TS John Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Rules all girls should know: Number One: Take off them panties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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