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(727): im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night

(303): lol who won

(727): well im in the hospital right now so u tell me.

 

 

-are you visiting the vending machine?

 

 

(xxx): dude me and my chick are sssssooooo drunk right now, were in sears

(me): why would u say that?

(xxx): cause we are hammered as crap man, were naked too

(me): then why did u just see her giving rick a bj in kmart parking lot?

(xxx): wha?

(me): and why are you sending me messages from your email? i thought u were in sears?

(xxx): your fawkin gay man, you lie, she wouldnt do that with rick

(me):ok so your gf is not wit you? you lied...oh and you better get yourself checked. rick has herpes

(xxx): frack

 

idk about you guys/gals. but i lol'd

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(775): just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fracked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.

 

 

(541): so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested

 

 

(858): I like my sex mixed with concussions.

 

 

(310): your room smells of hookers.

(904): And success

 

 

(760): Do you need to be saved?

(847): No I think I'm God

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